wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds
im not evne fucking joking
I’ve been laughing at this for 84 years
and will keep on laughing at it
I just took a nap and slept for like 4 hours and I told myself I was gonna go to sleep at a normal time like a normal person too :[
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
I’m attempting to keep myself as vocally under control as possible, to be honest you’re not even worth the time I’m spending typing this up.
The more you say… The more people expect me to reply.
You know why you’re gone.
Lack of dedication, effort, appreciation… You. The Drugs.
The fact that,…
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
I have looked into your eyes,
beyond the color of their blue,
Searched for their intention,
In this love, we have pursued.
I have listened to your words,
Every whisper every phrase,
Dissected every syllable,
In the journey, we have made.
I have gauged each emotion,
Each action of your heart,
Weighed without bias,
Your movements from the start.
I searched the depth,
Of all your being,
Ive looked into your soul.
I see that love is taking me,
To a place I did not know.
I have studied the situation,
Through the night and all the day,
Occupying now my heart,
Your love that came my way.